Superbly Sarcastic Sayings About Life
“I am not young enough to know everything.” – Oscar Wilde
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde
“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.” – Groucho Marx
“History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.” – Abba Eban
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” – Albert Einstein
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe. ” – Albert Einstein
“Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. ” – Albert Einstein
“In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep ” – Albert Einstein
“Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. ” – Albert Einstein
“The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. ” – George Bernard Shaw