Seeing and Feeling Albert Einstein Quote
Day: September 10, 2010
Quick Funny Quote
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.” – Emo Philips
Sarcastic Inspirational Quotes About Life
“What you have become is the price you paid to get what you used to want.” – Mignon McLaughlin
“People that pay for things never complain. It’s the guy you give something to that you can’t please. ” – Will Rogers
“A half truth is a whole lie.”- Yiddish Proverb
“Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.” – Cynthia Nelms
“Opportunities are like sunsets. If you wait too long, you miss them.” – William Arthur Ward
“What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense.”- Mark Twain
“An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.”- Robert Oppenheimer
“The more that learn to read, the less learn how to make a living. That’s one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.” – Will Rogers
Sarcastic Sayings About Love – Murphy’s Laws
“All the good ones are taken.”
“If the person isn’t taken, there’s a reason.”
“Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
This constant is always zero.” – Van Den Bossche Jochen
“Money can’t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.”
“The best things in the world are free – and worth every penny of it.”
“The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.”
“Virginity can be cured.”
“Love your neighbor, but don’t get caught.”
“Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.”
“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
“Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love.” – Benjamin Disraeli
Funny Sarcastic Sayings About Life
“What we feel and think and is to a great extent determined by the state of our ductless glands and viscera ” – Aldous Huxley
“Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.” – Mark Twain
“Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.” – Robin Williams
“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.” – Robin Williams
“Politics: ‘Poli’ a Latin word meaning ‘many’; and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.” – Robin Williams
“People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.” – Robin Williams
“Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” – Robin Williams
“He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t. ” – Victor Borge
Murphy’s Laws
“If anything can go wrong, it will.”
“Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.”
“Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.”
“Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.”
“If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.”
“You will always find something in the last place you look.”
