Patience Quote of the Day
“Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.” – Unknown
Day: September 12, 2010
George Carlin Quotes
“When someone is impatient and says, “I haven’t got all day,” I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?”
“What if there were no hypothetical questions?”
“I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!”
“I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade.”
“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.”
“You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans”
“”I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?”
“You can’t fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.”
“No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.”
“Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?”
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
“There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven you can’t say on television. What a ratio that is! 399,993 to 7. They must really be baaaad. They must be OUTRAGEOUS to be separated from a group that large. “All of you words over here, you seven….baaaad words.” That’s what they told us, right? …You know the seven, don’t ya? That you can’t say on TV? Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.”
Stop By Sometime
This is not actually a quote, but you may like it.
“Dear Mom,
I haven’t talked to you in 44 years. You could say it sounds like forever, but it seems like yesterday when you dropped me off at the babysitters, promising to return. I have always thought about what I would say to you and how I would say it. I’m not sure what that would look like, but it sounds sad. You never know, maybe I would laugh when I’d hear the story of why you didn’t come back for your five year old child. Maybe you got arrested or maybe you met a really nice guy and he took you out to lunch. I do have to say that was a very long lunch. I think we would have had fun together. I became one of the Best Amateur fighters at 106 pounds in the country. You would have been proud. Although, after I retired from the sport, I got addicted to drugs and did 14 years in prison. I sure could have used a good talkin’ to from you at that time. It seems all my relationships with girls are terrible. For some reason, I just don’t trust the ladies. Anyway, you should stop by sometime and say hi.
Your boy,
Dave, age 51”
Woman Quote of the Day
“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.” – Friedrich Nietzsche
Quick Albert Einstein Quote
