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Day: November 10, 2010

Funny Peter Kay Quotes

“So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.”

“ When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.”

“ I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. “

“ Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said – ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me’, and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way. “

“ My Dad used to say ‘always fight fire with fire’, which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.“

“ I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.“

“Forty quid Jim – what’s it in, 2p’s?”

“Bullseye wasn’t like any other programme I watched, as it were crap and it were good at the same time.”

“She’s just been trying to change channel with her bloody glasses case!”

Sylvia Plath Quotes

And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt.

Apparently, the most difficult feat for a Cambridge male is to accept a woman not merely as feeling, not merely as thinking, but as managing a complex, vital interweaving of both.

It is a feeling that no matter what the ideas or conduct of others, there is a unique rightness and beauty to life which can be shared in openness, in wind and sunlight, with a fellow human being who believes in the same basic principles.

I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all the people I want and live all the lives I want. I can never train myself in all the skills I want. And why do I want? I want to live and feel all the shades, tones and variations of mental and physical experience possible in life. And I am horribly limited.

Is there no way out of the mind?

Nothing stinks like a pile of unpublished writing.

William Faulkner Quotes

william faulknerI’m bad and I’m going to hell, and I don’t care. I’d rather be in hell than anywhere where you are.

I’m inclined to think that a military background wouldn’t hurt anyone.

If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate: The “Ode on a Grecian Urn” is worth any number of old ladies.

If I had not existed, someone else would have written me, Hemingway, Dostoevski, all of us.

If I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard. Nothing hates him or envies him or wants him or needs him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat anything.

It is my aim, and every effort bent, that the sum and history of my life, which in the same sentence is my obit and epitaph too, shall be them both: He made the books and he died.

It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.

Man performs and engenders so much more than he can or should have to bear. That’s how he finds that he can bear anything.

Man will not merely endure; he will prevail.

Maybe the only thing worse than having to give gratitude constantly is having to accept it.

Memory believes before knowing remembers. Believes longer than recollects, longer than knowing even wonders.

My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.

Our tragedy is a general and universal physical fear so long sustained by now that we can even bear it… the basest of all things is to be afraid.

Perhaps they were right in putting love into books… Perhaps it could not live anywhere else.

Pointless… like giving caviar to an elephant.

The aim of every artist is to arrest motion, which is life, by artificial means and hold it fixed so that a hundred years later, when a stranger looks at it, it moves again since it is life.

The artist doesn’t have time to listen to the critics. The ones who want to be writers read the reviews, the ones who want to write don’t have the time to read reviews.

The best job that was ever offered to me was to become a landlord in a brothel. In my opinion it’s the perfect milieu for an artist to work in.

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough to lose the dream in the seeking of it.

The last sound on the worthless earth will be two human beings trying to launch a homemade spaceship and already quarreling about where they are going next.