Funny Anger Quotes
Let me make your day better with some funny anger quotes selected just for you.
If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size? – Sydney J. Harris
Get mad, then get over it. – Colin Powell
Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die. – Malachy McCourt
Next time you’re mad, try dancing out your anger. – Sweetpea Tyler
Malice drinks one-half of its own poison. – Seneca
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. – Mark Twain
The worst-tempered people I’ve ever met were people who knew they were wrong. – Wilson Mizner
If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: ‘I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day.’ When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods. – Epictetus
Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one. – Albert Einstein
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret. – Ambrose Bierce
I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him. – Booker T. Washington
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. – Golda Meir
Anger: an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured – Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Expressing anger is a form of public littering. – Willard Gaylin
Keep cool; anger is not an argument. – Daniel Webster
Anger should never be an overnight guest. – Neal A. Maxwell
He is a fool who cannot be angry; – Seneca
Flying off the handle sometimes causes hammers and humans to lose their heads, as well as their effectiveness. – William Arthur Ward
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. – Will Rogers
Can you, please, choose your favorite and write it down in the comments section? Thank you!
