Random Quotes

This is your life and its ending one minute at a time. –Fight Club

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. – The Princess Bride

Shit adds up at the bottom. – MJK

I’d give you everything I’ve got for a little peace of mind – John Lennon

Love doesn’t come in a minute. Sometimes it doesn’t come at all. I only know that when I’m in it, love isn’t silly at all. – Paul McCartney

Its getting better all the time… it couldn’t get no worse. – Paul McCartney and John Lennon, respectively.

Be excellent to each other.. Party on, dudes! – Bill and Ted

Its not who you love, its how. – Kevin Smith

Friction can be fun if you have the right lubricant. – MJK

Everyone’s too stupid!! – Ghost World

I’d rather dance in the rain than let it ruin my parade. – Unknown

You have to know, not fear, that one day you’re going to die. – Unknown

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. – Unknown

We may be on this road, but we’re just imposters in this country you know. – Tori Amos

Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet. – Napoleon Bonaparte

One who asks a question is a fool for five minutes. One who does not ask a question remains a fool forever. – Chinese proverb

What I want is not to want what isn’t mine. – Tori Amos

Every man has his price. Only some of us know ours – Josh Rowland, Trespassing Mirage

Tomorrow’s one more free donation you can take –Josh Rowland, Mattress Blues