Funny Work Quotes
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" – Edgar Bergen
"In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on – This person must be fired." – Conway’s Law
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work." – Robert Orben
"Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Garbage Back." – Garbage Truck
"Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it." – Theodore Roosevelt
"Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without." – Unknown
"I am a friend of the workingman, I would rather be his friend than be one." – Clarence Darrow
"The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the credit." – Dwight Morrow
"The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches." – Bove’s Theorem
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire." – Cannon’s Law
"No project was ever completed on time and within budget." – Cheops Law "People are always available for work in the past tense." – Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." – Lane Kirkland