Sarcastic Sayings About Love – Murphy’s Laws

“All the good ones are taken.”

“If the person isn’t taken, there’s a reason.”

“Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
This constant is always zero.” – Van Den Bossche Jochen

“Money can’t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.”

“The best things in the world are free – and worth every penny of it.”

“The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.”

“Virginity can be cured.”

“Love your neighbor, but don’t get caught.”

“Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.”

“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love.” – Benjamin Disraeli