Random Quotes

I am aware that no man is a villain in his own eyes. —James Baldwin

If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you. If you really make them think, they’ll hate you. —Donald Robert Perry

PETER: Look! There’s a message in my Alpha-Bits! It says “Ooooooooo”!
BRIAN: Those are Cheerios, Peter. –The Family Guy

“People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it’s safer to pick on rich women than biker gangs.” —Red Green

This guy said “Get out of here, or I’ll tear you limb from limb,”
I said, “You know they refused Jesus, too,” the guy said, “You ain’t him.” —Bob Dylan

I don’t know, I’m just making this up as I go. —Indiana Jones

It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious. —Bill Hicks

He needs to learn that petulance is not sarcasm, and that insolence is not invective. —Disraeli

A Gentleman should cry less and drink more. —Francois Rabelais

It’s okay to laugh during sex. Just don’t point. —Pixel

Once you have pulled the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend. —Unknown

My God, Peggy! I’m trying to contain an outbreak, and you’re driving the monkeys to the airport! —Hank Hill

There is life before coffee. It is not, however, intelligent life. —Unknown

That which does not kill me makes me stronger. —Friedrich Nietzche

Nietzsche was dead wrong. That which doesn’t kill us most often leaves us maimed and broken. —Sam Robinson

Five days a week my body is a temple, the other two, it’s an amusement park —Garibaldi, Babylon 5

Power corrupts. Absolute power…is kinda neat. —Gesi Rovario

I said “I’m so happy I could die,” she said “Drop dead,” and left with another guy. —Elvis Costello

Eagles soar, but a weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine —Unknown

Oh no, not another learning experience! —Unknown

Don’t try to outweird me, I get weirder things than you with my breakfast cereal. —Zaphod Beeblebrox, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy