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I am aware that no man is a villain in his own eyes. —James Baldwin

If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you. If you really make them think, they’ll hate you. —Donald Robert Perry

PETER: Look! There’s a message in my Alpha-Bits! It says “Ooooooooo”!
BRIAN: Those are Cheerios, Peter. –The Family Guy

“People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it’s safer to pick on rich women than biker gangs.” —Red Green

This guy said “Get out of here, or I’ll tear you limb from limb,”
I said, “You know they refused Jesus, too,” the guy said, “You ain’t him.” —Bob Dylan

I don’t know, I’m just making this up as I go. —Indiana Jones

It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious. —Bill Hicks

He needs to learn that petulance is not sarcasm, and that insolence is not invective. —Disraeli

A Gentleman should cry less and drink more. —Francois Rabelais

It’s okay to laugh during sex. Just don’t point. —Pixel

Once you have pulled the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend. —Unknown

My God, Peggy! I’m trying to contain an outbreak, and you’re driving the monkeys to the airport! —Hank Hill

There is life before coffee. It is not, however, intelligent life. —Unknown

That which does not kill me makes me stronger. —Friedrich Nietzche

Nietzsche was dead wrong. That which doesn’t kill us most often leaves us maimed and broken. —Sam Robinson

Five days a week my body is a temple, the other two, it’s an amusement park —Garibaldi, Babylon 5

Power corrupts. Absolute power…is kinda neat. —Gesi Rovario

I said “I’m so happy I could die,” she said “Drop dead,” and left with another guy. —Elvis Costello

Eagles soar, but a weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine —Unknown

Oh no, not another learning experience! —Unknown

Don’t try to outweird me, I get weirder things than you with my breakfast cereal. —Zaphod Beeblebrox, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Marijuana Quotes

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– “I think hard drugs are disgusting. But I must say, I think marijuana is pretty lightweight.” – Linda McCartney

– “I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong? ” – Willie Nelson

– “I smoked pot in college and in the Army.. ” – Al Gore

– “The only dead bodies from marijuana are in the prisons and at the hands of the police. This is ridiculous.” – Jack Herer

– “Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?” – Bill Hicks

– “I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it.” – Andy Warhol

– “I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast.” – Ronald Reagan

– “When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn’t like it, and I didn’t inhale, and I never tried again.” – Bill Clinton