Friendship Quotes – a large collection of famous and inspirational quotes
MenuLet me share with you a great funny existential quote by Mitch Hedberg:
“My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the f*ck’s really goin’ on down there? Who is the real hero?” — Mitch Hedberg
“Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun” – Unknown
“If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.” – Katharine Hepburn
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.” – Rodney Dangerfield
“I’m so fucking happy, I could shit rainbows.”
