Coffee Quotes
Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. – Drew Sirtors
Men should be like coffee, hot sweet and strong. – Dutch Proverb
Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love. – Turkish Proverb
Coffee and tobacco are complete repose. – Turkish Proverb
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness. – Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. – Dutch Proverb
A morning without coffee is like sleep. – Anonymous
Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. – Voyager
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. – Flash Rosenberg
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee – Anonymous
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. – Anonymous
No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. – Henry Ward Beecher
Coffee, which makes the politicians wise, and see through all things with his half-shut eyes. – Alexander Pope
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. – Anonymous
Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. – Jessi Lane Adams
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. – Eddie Izzard
Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend. – Anonymous
The ability to deal with people is as purchasable a commodity as sugar or coffee and I will pay more for that ability than for any other under the sun. – John D. Rockefeller
I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy. – Anonymous
I like my coffee strong and my women weak. – Alexander Pappas
Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. – Alphonse Allais
Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. – Bob Irwin
Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine lack. – Herman Friele
Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. – David Letterman
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee. – Carly Simon
Coffee: Black as the devil, Hot as hell, Pure as an angel, Sweet as love. –Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord
Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago. – Anonymous
Coffee and love are best when they are hot. – German Proverb