Funny Sports Quotes
– “I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.” – Duffy Daugherty
– “On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.” – Lou Holtz
– “If hockey fights were fake, you would see me in more of them.” – Rod Gilbert
– “The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.” – Spider Lockhart
– “Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.” – Shug Jordan
– “You can observe a lot just by watching.” – Yogi Berra
– “They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I guess that is better than kissing your brother.” – Lou Holtz
– “We can’t win at home. We can’t win on the road. I just can’t figure out where else to play!” – Pat Williams
– “I started out with nothing and I still have most of it” – Unknown
– “The sun doesn’t shine on the same dog’s butt every day but we sure didn’t expect a total eclipse.” – Steve Sloan
– “I’d run over my mother to win the Super Bowl.” – Russ Grimm