Funny Life Quotes
“There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.” – Oscar Wilde
“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.” – Mark Twain
“Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.” – Woody Allen
“For most men, life is a search for the proper Manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.” – Clifton Fadiman
“Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.” – Lou Erickso
“Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.” – William Shakespeare
“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.” – Will Rogers
“Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little.” – Thomas Aloysius Dorgan
“Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about.” – Sam Ewing
“I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.” – Charles Schulz