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Day: October 22, 2010

5 Funny Quotes for Today

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1. “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx

2. “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” – Abraham Lincoln

3. “Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical” – Yogi Berra

4. “I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up” – Barbara Bush

5. “Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.” – Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC

Cute Love Quotes

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I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. – Roy Croft

The best thing about me is you. – Shannon Crown

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it doesn’t, then it was never meant to be. – Anonymous

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop. – Anonymous

If I hadn’t met you, I wouldn’t like you. If I didn’t like you, I wouldn’t love you. If I didn’t love you, I wouldn’t miss you. But I did, I do, and I will. – Anonymous

Guys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one to make your dreams come true. – Anonymous

God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt. – Anonymous

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point. That’s a basic spelling that every woman ought to know. – Jeanne Bourgeois

To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful. – Bess Myerson

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. – Woodrow Wyatt