Funny Wise Quotes
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. – Unknown
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy. –Henry Kissinger
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open. – Unknown
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. – Cathy Carlyle
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. – Unknown
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. – Albert Einstein
A person who can explain color to a blind man can explain everything in life. – Unknown
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. – George Bernard Shaw
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. –Albert Einstein