Inspirational Funny Quotes
– “The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightening and the lightening bug.” – Mark Twain
– “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” – Joe Girard
– “The first rule of baseball is to get a good ball to hit.” – Rogers Hornsby
– “The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.” – German Proverb
– “The next best thing to winning is losing! At least you’ve been in the race.” – Nellie Hershey Tullis
– “The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.” – George Will
– “The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon
– “The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” – Sarah Brown
– “The past is a guidepost, not a hitching post.” – Thomas Holcroft