Funny Sarcastic Sayings About Life
“What we feel and think and is to a great extent determined by the state of our ductless glands and viscera ” – Aldous Huxley
“Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.” – Mark Twain
“Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.” – Robin Williams
“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.” – Robin Williams
“Politics: ‘Poli’ a Latin word meaning ‘many’; and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.” – Robin Williams
“People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.” – Robin Williams
“Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” – Robin Williams
“He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t. ” – Victor Borge