Funny Peter Kay Quotes
“So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.”
“ When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.”
“ I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. “
“ Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said – ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me’, and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way. “
“ My Dad used to say ‘always fight fire with fire’, which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.“
“ I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.“
“Forty quid Jim – what’s it in, 2p’s?”
“Bullseye wasn’t like any other programme I watched, as it were crap and it were good at the same time.”
“She’s just been trying to change channel with her bloody glasses case!”