I, I don’t think anybody’s continually happy, uh, except idiots, you know. You know, you have to have little moments of depression. – Rube Goldberg
I’m all in favor of the democratic principle that one idiot is as good as one genius, but I draw the line when someone takes the next step and concludes that two idiots are better than one genius. – Leo Szilard
I’ve known attractive airheads, and I’ve known ugly idiots. – Neil Cavuto
If I was going to be broke I decided I might as well be with actors as anyone else. They were cheerful idiots and seemed to take it better. – Peter Finch
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
It pisses me off, people are idiots, but what are you going to do? The world is full of idiots. That’s why we’ll never have flying cars. People don’t know how to drive. – Dustin Diamond
It was quite a shot in the head to do the album and then have it shot down by nonmusical idiots. – Dan Fogelberg
Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory? – Martin Farquhar Tupper
Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in. – Gustave Flaubert
One of the problems the internet has introduced is that in this electronic village, all the village idiots have internet access. – Peter Nelson
Only idiots refuse to change their minds. – Brigitte Bardot
Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon. – David Ogilvy
Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld
People are surprised to find out that an awful lot of people think that they’re idiots. – Eric Schmidt
So I don’t think I’m gonna pull my head into my shell just because a bunch of people start acting like idiots. – Todd Rundgren
Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don’t open their minds. Most of them are idiots. – Rob Schneider
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots. – Rebecca West
The NFL, like life, is full of idiots. – Randy Cross
There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America. – Otto von Bismarck
To me, Doors fans were always the 16-year-old idiots at parties, getting stoned, and talking about how Morrison’s lyrics were like poetry… like that was a deep thought. – Bruce McCulloch
