Funny Anger Quotes

Let me make your day better with some funny anger quotes selected just for you. If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size? - Sydney J. Harris Get mad, then get over it. - Colin Powell Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die. - Malachy McCourt Next time you're mad, try dancing out your anger. - Sweetpea Tyler Malice drinks one-half of its own poison. - Seneca When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong. - Wilson Mizner If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: 'I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day.' When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods. - Epictetus Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one. - Albert Einstein Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret. - Ambrose Bierce I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him. - Booker T. Washington You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Golda Meir Anger: an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured - Lucius Annaeus Seneca Expressing anger is a form of public littering. - Willard Gaylin Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster Anger should never be an overnight guest. - Neal A. Maxwell He is a fool who cannot be angry; - Seneca Flying off the handle sometimes causes hammers and humans to lose their heads, as well as their effectiveness. - William Arthur Ward People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. - Will Rogers Can you, please, choose your favorite and write it down in the comments section? Thank you!