Valentine’s Day Facebook Status Quotes

If you are searching for some awesome short Valentine’s Day Quotes, you are in the right place.

“Never go to bed mad — stay up and fight.” – Phyllis Diller

“There’s a calm surrender to the rush of day When the heat of the rolling world can be turned away An enchanted moment, and it sees me through It’s enough for this restless warrior just to be with you” – Elton John

“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“It’s funny how we set qualifications to the right person to love, when we know at the back of our heads the person whom we truly love will always be an exception.” – Ally McBeal

“I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” – Author Unknown

“Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.” – Rose Franken

“Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.” – Cathy Carlyle

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake.” – 50 Cent