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“3 things I want in a relationship: eyes that won’t cry, lips than won’t lie, and love that won’t die.” – Wiz Khalifa

“I know they say that first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.” – Drake

“Seven days without love makes one weak.” – Drake

“Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.” – Author Unknown

“I want a real relationship; not a facebook one.” – Author Unknown

“The hardest thing about realizing you don’t love me is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.” – Author Unknown

“A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves before she is left.” – Marilyn Monroe

teen love quotes for Facebook“If two past lovers can remain friends, it’s either they are still in love, or never were.” – Author Unknown

“Today I caught myself smiling for no reason…then I realized I was thinking about you.” – Author Unknown

“Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.” – Author Unknown

“I just want you that’s it. All your flaws, mistakes, smiles, giggles, jokes, sarcasm. Everything. I just want you.” – Sara Quin

“Never date someone who still has feelings for their ex, it’s just a perfect scenario for your heart to get broken.” – Author Unknown

“You may be far away, but it does not change the way I look at you.” – Author Unknown

“If you fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, flirt like first loves, and protect each other like siblings it’s meant to be.” – Author Unknown

“Sometimes the best revenge is to smile, move on, and do nothing.” – Author Unknown

“Don’t leave someone just because you argue a lot. Arguing is the key to fixing all of your problems and it shows that you both actually care.” – Author Unknown

Top 20 Dwight Schrute Quotes

When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.

I am faster than 80% of all snakes.

I don’t care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure.

I don’t believe you, continue.

Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.

When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.

The eyes are the groin of the head.

My feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man

Before I do anything I ask myself “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

Dwight Schrute QuotesYou know whats better than a triceratops. Only every other dinosaur that has ever existed.

Dolphins get a lot of good publicity for the drowning swimmers they push back to shore, but what you don’t hear about is the many people they push farther out to sea! Dolphins aren’t smart. They just like pushing things.

There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn by age 5. Rule #17- There are 3 things you never turn your back on- bears, men you have wronged, and a dominant male turkey during mating season.

I train my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself.

Question…
Would I ever leave this company? Look, I’m all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I’m being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I’m going wherever they value loyalty the most.

How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer…merciless…insatiable…

I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther.

The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won’t receive the care they need because someone in this office is coming up with ridiculous stuff. Count Choculitis….Why did you write that down, Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?

I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching.

Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?