Quick Honesty Quote
“Honesty is not synonymous with truth” – The Departed
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Patience Quote of the Day
“Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.” – Unknown
Woman Quote of the Day
“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.” – Friedrich Nietzsche
Funny Pessimist Quote
– “Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back” – Unknown
Happiness Quote of the Day
“Happiness isn’t something you experience, it’s something you remember” – Oscar Levant
Fool Quote of the Day
“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
War Quote of the Day
“Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.” – Donald Trump
Inspirational Quote of the Day
“If what you see by the eye doesn’t please you, then close your eyes and see from the heart. Because the heart can see beauty and love more than the eyes can ever wonder.” – Unknown
Top 10 Funny Quotes of the Day
1. “It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up, because by that time I was too famous.” – Robert Benchley
2. “What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.” – Oscar Levant
3. “I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can’t understand is, if they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?” – Paul Merton
4. “You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’.” – Homer Simpson
5. “I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want – an adorable pancreas?” – Jean Kerr
6. “If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?” – Steven Wright
7. “At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I’m not there I carry on as usual.” – Partick Moore
8. “I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.” – Groucho Marx
9. “You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.” – Ellen DeGeners
10. “I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.” – Elayne Boosler
Gravity Quote
“I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.” – Lemony Snicket