– “If you don’t ask me out to dinner, I don’t eat”
– “Just cause you feel it, doesn’t mean it’s there.”
– “A heart that’s full up like a landfill and a job that slowly kills you.”
– “May pretty horses come to you as you sleep”
– “Street Spirit (Fade Out)”
– “I Want None Of This”
– “How You See The World No. 2.”
– “If I could be who you wanted all the time.”
– “I keep falling over, I keep passing out when I see a face like you.”
– “I’ll be waiting with a gun and a pack of sandwiches, and nothing.”
– “If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer!” – Jim Carrey
– “Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey
– “People need motivation to do anything. I don’t think human beings learn anything without desperation. ” – Jim Carrey
– “I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don’t know if it’s possible forever and ever.” – Jim Carrey
– “Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they’re eating sandwiches.” – Jim Carrey
– “There is nothing like making love to somebody you give a shit about.” – Jim Carrey
– “I think I could go away tomorrow. I’ve already accomplished something. It’s such a selfish business that sometimes I get sick of myself.” – Jim Carrey
– “Either you’re the one erasing or you’re the one being erased.” – Jim Carrey
– “I really believe in the philosophy that you create your own universe. I’m just trying to create a good one for myself.” – Jim Carrey
– “My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.” – Jim Carrey
– “I got a lot of support from my parents. That’s the one thing I always appreciated. They didn’t tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.” – Jim Carrey
– “I want to be the greatest actor that ever lived, frankly. I’d love that. But I don’t need to be. I just want to be here. That’s it.” – Jim Carrey
– “If you don’t ask me out to dinner, I don’t eat”
– “If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer!” – Jim Carrey