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Sarcastic Sayings About Love – Murphy’s Laws

“All the good ones are taken.”

“If the person isn’t taken, there’s a reason.”

“Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
This constant is always zero.” – Van Den Bossche Jochen

“Money can’t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.”

“The best things in the world are free – and worth every penny of it.”

“The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.”

“Virginity can be cured.”

“Love your neighbor, but don’t get caught.”

“Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.”

“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love.” – Benjamin Disraeli

“What we feel and think and is to a great extent determined by the state of our ductless glands and viscera ” – Aldous Huxley

“Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.” – Mark Twain

“Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.” – Robin Williams

“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.” – Robin Williams

“Politics: ‘Poli’ a Latin word meaning ‘many’; and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.” – Robin Williams

“People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.” – Robin Williams

“Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” – Robin Williams

“He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t. ” – Victor Borge

“If anything can go wrong, it will.”

“Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.”

“Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.”

“Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.”

“If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.”

“You will always find something in the last place you look.”