5 pearls of Wisdom

Posted on July 21, 2011 by

1. Money can’t buy happiness but somehow it’s much more comfortable crying in a Porsche than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the fuckers name.

3. Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but neither does milk.