Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. – P.J. O’Rourke
If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it. – Frank Zappa
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. – Ernest Hemingway
I’ve selected for you two of the best alcohol quotes. Most funniest ones, though. I’ll be happy if you would tell me what’s your favorite. If you know another funny alcohol quote, I’ll be glad to hear it.
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” – George F. Burns
“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra
5 pearls of Wisdom
1. Money can’t buy happiness but somehow it’s much more comfortable crying in a Porsche than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the fuckers name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but neither does milk.
Let’s celebrate the birthday of the greatest magician in the world in our own way, with quotes. Today, let me share with you some great Harry Houdini Quotes.
Another method of eating burning coals employs small balls of burned cotton in a dish of burning alcohol.
But it must not be thought that I say this out of personal experience: for in the many years that I have been before the public my secret methods have been steadily shielded by the strict integrity of my assistants, most of whom have been with me for years.
But then, so far as I know, I am the only performer who ever pledged his assistants to secrecy, honor and allegiance under a notarial oath.
Eating coals of fire has always been one of the sensational feats of the Fire Kings, as it is quite generally known that charcoal burns with an extremely intense heat.
Fire has always been and, seemingly, will always remain, the most terrible of the elements.
Flames from the lips may be produced by holding in the mouth a sponge saturated with the purest gasoline.
How the early priests came into possession of these secrets does not appear, and if there were ever any records of this kind the Church would hardly allow them to become public.
I make the most money, I think, in Russia and Paris, for the people of those countries are so willing to be amused, so eager to see something new and out of the ordinary.
I think that in a year I may retire. I cannot take my money with me when I die and I wish to enjoy it, with my family, while I live. I should prefer living in Germany to any other country, though I am an American, and am loyal to my country.
In all feats of fire-eating it should be noted that the head is thrown well back, so that the flame may pass out of the open mouth instead of up into the roof, as it would if the head were held naturally.
It is still an open question, however, as to what extent exposure really injures a performer.
My professional life has been a constant record of disillusion, and many things that seem wonderful to most men are the every-day commonplaces of my business.
No performer should attempt to bite off red-hot iron unless he has a good set of teeth.
Only one man ever betrayed my confidence, and that only in a minor matter.
The eating of burning brimstone is an entirely fake performance.
The great day of the Fire-eater – or, should I say, the day of the great Fire-eater – has passed.
To cause the face to appear in a mass of flame make use of the following: mix together thoroughly petroleum, lard, mutton tallow and quick lime. Distill this over a charcoal fire, and the liquid which results can be burned on the face without harm.
“Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don’t complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don’t bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality . Wake Up and Live!”
“Me only have one ambition, y’know. I only have one thing I really like to see happen. I like to see mankind live together – black, white, Chinese, everyone – that’s all.”
“Man is a universe within himself.”
“One good thing about music, when it hits- you feel no pain”
“Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.”
“Every man gotta right to decide his own destiny.”
“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.”
“You ain’t gonna miss your water until your well runs dry”
“I have a BMW. But only because BMW stands for Bob Marley and The Wailers, and not because I need an expensive car”
“Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you’re living?”
“Just can’t live that negative way…make way for the positive day!”
“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”
“Don’t forget your history nor your destiny.”
“Conquer the devils with a little thing called love!”
“Excuse me while I light my spliff good God I gotta take a lift”
“When one door is closed, don’t you know, another is open.”
“Tell the children the truth.”
“The more people smoke herb, the more Babylon fall.”
“Life and Jah are one in the same. Jah is the gift of existence. I am in some way eternal, I will never be duplicated. The sigularity of every man and woman is Jah’s gift. What we struggle to make of it is our sole gift to Jah. The process of what that struggle becomes, in time, the Truth”
“I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I’m driving a BMW anymore. I couldn’t stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW make pure trouble!”