Funny Love Quotes

Let's make our day better with some wonderful funny love quotes. "A light heart lives long." - William Shakespeare "Never go to bed mad -- stay up and fight." - Phyllis Diller "To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia." - H.L. Mencken "Once you have loved someone, you'd do anything in the world for them... except love them again." - Anonymous "Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end." - Anonymous "Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion." - Mirabeau "Three things can't be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love." - Yiddish proverb "The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed." - Chamfort "I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics." - Frank Zappa "You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap." - Dolly Parton "I should like to see any kind of a man, distinguishable from a gorilla, that some good and even pretty woman could not shape a husband out of." - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. "A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did." - Edgar Watson Howe "I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's eighth husband on her wedding night: I know what I'm supposed to do...I just have to figure out a way to make it interesting." - many attributions "No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying." - unknown "An old man who marries a young wife grows younger - but she grows older." - folk saying "It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced." - Anonymous "What female heart can despise gold?" - Thomas Gray "A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: 'Love is what you've been through with somebody.'" - James Thurber "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner "We cannot really love anybody without whom we never laugh." - Alice Reppler