Funny Anonymous Quotes
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
The word ‘studying’ was made up of two words originally – ‘students dying’.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.