Mark Twain Sarcastic Quotes
“We have the best government that money can buy.”
“Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.”
“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”
“I never let schooling interfere with my education.”
“I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.”
“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
“Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.”
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”