“True love does not come by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.”
The only way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you can’t ignore it, top it. If you can’t top it, laugh at it. If you can’t laugh at it, you probably deserved it.
“A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table – there’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it.” – Garrison Keillor