Funny Love Quotes
Let’s make our day better with some wonderful funny love quotes.
“A light heart lives long.” – William Shakespeare
“Never go to bed mad — stay up and fight.” – Phyllis Diller
“To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.” – H.L. Mencken
“Once you have loved someone, you’d do anything in the world for them… except love them again.” – Anonymous
“Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end.” – Anonymous
“Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.” – Mirabeau
“Three things can’t be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love.” – Yiddish proverb
“The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed.” – Chamfort
“I detest ‘love lyrics.’ I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on ‘love lyrics.” – Frank Zappa
“You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.” – Dolly Parton
“I should like to see any kind of a man, distinguishable from a gorilla, that some good and even pretty woman could not shape a husband out of.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
“A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.” – Edgar Watson Howe
“I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor’s eighth husband on her wedding night: I know what I’m supposed to do…I just have to figure out a way to make it interesting.” – many attributions
“No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.” – unknown
“An old man who marries a young wife grows younger – but she grows older.” – folk saying
“It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced.” – Anonymous
“What female heart can despise gold?” – Thomas Gray
“A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: ‘Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.'” – James Thurber
“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
“We cannot really love anybody without whom we never laugh.” – Alice Reppler