Funny Peter Kay Questions
“ Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic’?”
“ Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?”
“ Why does mineral water that ‘has trickled through mountains for centuries’ have a ‘use by’ date? “
“ Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? “
“ What do people in China call their good plates? “
“ If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? “
“ Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? “
“ Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? “
“ Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window? “
