Let me share with you a great funny existential quote by Mitch Hedberg:
“My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the f*ck’s really goin’ on down there? Who is the real hero?” — Mitch Hedberg
“There’ll be two dates on your tombstone and all your friends will read them. But all that is going to matter is that little dash between them.” – Kevin Welch
“Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it, not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.” – Buddha