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Harry Potter’s Top 10 Quotes

Posted on December 22, 2010 by

1) “Harry, don’t go picking a row with Malfoy, don’t forget, he’s a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you…”
“Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?” said Harry sarcastically.

2) “Proud?” said Harry. “Are you crazy? All those times I could’ve died, and I didn’t manage it? They’ll be furious….”

3) “Listen, if you [Fred and George] don’t take it [the gold], I’m throwing it down the drain. I don’t want it and I don’t need it. But I could do with a few laughs. We could all do with a few laughs. I’ve got a feeling we’re going to need them more than usual before long.”

4) “There’s no need to call me sir Professor.”

5) “Pity you can’t attach an extra arm to yours [broom], Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you.”

6) “I like a quiet life, you know me.”

7) “She’s Ron’s sister.
But she’s ditched Dean!
She’s still Ron’s sister.
I’m his best mate!
That’ll make it worse.
If I talked to him first-
He’d hit you.
What if I don’t care?
He’s your best mate!”

8) “You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face – like she’s got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?”

9) “Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!”

10) “He was my mum and dad’s best friend. He’s a convicted murderer, but he’s broken out of wizard prison and he’s on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though…keep up with news…check if I’m happy…”

Most Popular Movie Quotes

Posted on October 30, 2010October 30, 2010 by

Lambas bread. Oh and look! MORE lambas Bread!
– The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

No parent should have to bury their child.
– The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. “Don’t you leave him Samwise Gamgee.” And I don’t mean to. I don’t mean to
– The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring

I do believe in fairies, I do I do.
– Peter Pan

If I were you, I’d give up
– Peter Pan

So you want a heart? You don’t know how luck you are not to have one…Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable
– The Wizard Of Oz

Because people who have no hopes are easy to control. And whoever has control has… the power!
– The Never Ending Story

Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of… mission.. quest.. thing!
– The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring

Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happend. Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
– The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring

I learned that, if I ever go looking for my hearts desire again… I shouldn’t look any further than my own back yard. Because if it isn’t there, I never really lost it to begin with.
– The Wizard Of Oz

Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh, my!
– The Wizard Of Oz

A place where there isn’t any trouble. Do you suppose there is such a place Toto? There must be. It’s not a place you can get to by a boat or a train. It’s far, far away. Behind the moon, beyond the rain.
– The Wizard Of Oz

Oh, but anyway, Toto, we’re home. Home! And this is my room, and you’re all here. And I’m not gonna leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all, and – oh, Auntie Em – there’s no place like home!
– The Wizard Of Oz

There is still hope.
– The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.
– The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

Voldemort killed my parents, he was nothing more than a murderer.
– Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets

Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the “ape” in apricot? What have they got that I ain’t got?
– The Wizard Of Oz

Oh, believe me, that’s enough! But the worst thing is, if you so much as set a foot in the Bog of Stench, you’ll smell bad for the rest of your life. It’ll never wash off.
– Labyrinth

Well, I – I think that it – it wasn’t enough to just want to see Uncle Henry and Auntie Em – and it’s that – if I ever go looking for my heart’s desire again, I won’t look any further than my own back yard. Because if it isn’t there, I never really lost it to begin with! Is that right?
– The Wizard Of Oz

My precious!
– The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

Funny Famous Quotes

Posted on February 13, 2010 by

– “If Harry Potter’s so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldn’t need a broomstick to cling onto.” – Frankie Boyle

– “Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who’ll think he’s Tiger Woods.” – Frankie Boyle

– “A vasectomy means never having to say you’re sorry.” – Unknown

– “It’s a recession when your neighbour loses his job: it’s a depression when you lose yours.” – Harry S. Truman

– “Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world’s oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing – Gary Coleman is going to drown.” – Conan O’Brien