– “If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.” – Henny Youngman
– “Lose an hour in the morning, and you will be all day hunting for it.” – Richard Whately
– “The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.” – Jean Kerr, Please Don’t Eat the Daisies, 1957
– “I’d like mornings better if they started later.” – Unknown
– “For what human ill does not dawn seem to be an alleviation?” – Thornton Wilder
– “Through the blackest night, morning gently tiptoes, feeling its way to dawn.” – Robert Brault
– “Be pleasant until ten o’clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself.” – Elbert Hubbard
– “The older generation thought nothing of getting up at five every morning – and the younger generation doesn’t think much of it either.” – John J. Welsh
– “If people were meant to pop out of bed, we’d all sleep in toasters.” – Unknown
– “Sadness flies on the wings of the morning and out of the heart of darkness comes the light.” – Jean Giraudoux
– “The sun is but a morning star.” – Henry David Thoreau, Walden
– “There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.” – Unknown
– “There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock.” – Unknown
– “I can see the orange haze on the horizon as the morning exhales a yawn, and seems to be ready to rise.” – Jeb Dickerson
– “I have a “carpe diem” mug and, truthfully, at six in the morning the words do not make me want to seize the day. They make me want to slap a dead poet.” – Joanne Sherman
– “Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.” – Josh Billings
– “The plans that I made when horizontal are working out now that I’m vertical.” – Betsy Cañas Garmon
– “Luxury is an ancient notion. There was once a Chinese mandarin who had himself wakened three times every morning simply for the pleasure of being told it was not yet time to get up.” – Argosy
– “One key to success is to have lunch at the time of day most people have breakfast.” – Robert Brault
– “The sun has not caught me in bed in fifty years.” – Thomas Jefferson
– “I’ll tell you how the sun rose a ribbon at a time.” – Emily Dickinson
– “To him whose elastic and vigorous thought keeps pace with the sun, the day is a perpetual morning.” – Henry David Thoreau
– “Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.” – Ambrose Bierce
– “No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up.” – Robert Lynd
– “Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.” – William Feather
– “Most people do not consider dawn to be an attractive experience – unless they are still up.” – Ellen Goodman
– “I don’t think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.” – Rita Rudner
