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Inspirational Life Quotes and Sayings that make you think
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. ~Maria Robinson
If you wait to do everything until you’re sure it’s right, you’ll probably never do much of anything. ~Win Borden
Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams. ~Ashley Smith
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes. ~Oscar Wilde
For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. ~Flora Whittemore
The most important things in life aren’t things. ~Anthony J. D’Angelo
Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see Life with a clearer view again. ~Alex Tan
When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. ~Peter Marshall
Our attitude toward life determines life’s attitude towards us. ~John N. Mitchell
Sometimes it’s the smallest decisions that can change your life forever. ~Keri Russell
Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror. ~Byrd Baggett
Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. ~John W. Gardner
Every day of your life is a page of your history. ~Arabic proverb
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. ~Walter Bagehot
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood. ~Marie Curie
Each man is questioned by life and he can only answer to life by answering for his own life; to life he can only respond by being responsible. ~Viktor E. Frankl
The struggle of life is one of our greatest blessings. It makes us patient, sensitive, and Godlike. It teaches us that although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it. ~Helen Keller
Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse. ~John Derek
All values are important, everyone who has ever touched my life in some way was a mentor for good or bad. Life is a blend, and a person is a blend of all the influences that have touched their lives. ~Colin Powell
Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends whom we choose. ~Chinese proverb
Live truth instead of professing it. ~Elbert Hubbard
Any life, no matter how long and complex it may be, is made up of a single moment – the moment in which a man finds out, once and for all, who he is. ~Jorge Luis Borges
Wherever you are, whatever your circumstances may be, whatever misfortune you may have suffered, the music of your life has not gone. It’s inside you – if you listen to it, you can play it. ~Nido Qubein
Funny Life Quotes
Life without fun is nothing. Let me share with you a great piece of Funny Life Quotes. Please choose your favorite and write it on comments section. Thanks! :)
Funny Life Quotes
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.” – Franklin P. Jones
“I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.”
“Tell someone there are 300 billion stars in the universe and they’ll believe you. Tell them a bench has wet paint on it and they’ll have to touch it to be sure.” – Murphy’s Law
“If you think something small can’t make a difference, try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room.”
“The only time a windshield wiper will work properly is when it’s holding a parking ticket.”
“How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?”
“How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?” – Christy Whitehead
“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.” – Robert McCloskey
“The next time you think you’re perfect, try walking on water.”
“Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.”
“Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.”
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
“How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?” – François Duc de La Rochefoucauld
“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.”
“People who snore always fall asleep first.”
“The trouble with, “A place for everything and everything in its place” is that there’s always more everything than places.” – Robert Brault
“No one is listening until you pass gas.”
“Life was so much easier when your clothes didn’t match and boys had cooties!”
“You’ve reached middle age when all you exercise is caution.”
This is you list of Funny Life Quotes. Can you tell us who was your favorite? Although, if you got another funny quote that is not on the list, please tell.
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