Funny Humorous and Love Quotes

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up. - Joan Rivers Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name. - Joan Rivers You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. - Jonathan Carroll No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along. - Joyce Brothers If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. - Katharine Hepburn True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one. - La Rochefoucauld If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question. - Lily Tomlin The only people who make love all the time are liars. - Louis Jordan The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman. - Oscar Wilde Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with? - Rita Rudner Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate. - Sandra J. Dykes All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems. - Shelley Winters I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. - Steve Martin A love without indiscretion is no lover at all. - Thomas Hardy Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions. - Tommy Dewar Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. - W. Somerset Maugham I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. - Woody Allen