Funny Humorous and Love Quotes
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell. – Joan Crawford
It’s been so long since I made love, I can’t even remember who gets tied up. – Joan Rivers
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name. – Joan Rivers
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip. – Jonathan Carroll
No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along. – Joyce Brothers
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. – Katharine Hepburn
True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one. – La Rochefoucauld
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question. – Lily Tomlin
The only people who make love all the time are liars. – Louis Jordan
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby. – Natalie Wood
Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman. – Oscar Wilde
Love is a grave mental disease. – Plato
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with? – Rita Rudner
Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate. – Sandra J. Dykes
All marriages are happy. It’s trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems. – Shelley Winters
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. – Steve Martin
A love without indiscretion is no lover at all. – Thomas Hardy
Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions. – Tommy Dewar
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. – W. Somerset Maugham
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. – Walt Disney
Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. – Woody Allen
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best. – Woody Allen