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Robin Williams Funny Quotes

Posted on December 28, 2010 by

robin-williams – “Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.” – Robin Williams
– “What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.” – Robin Williams
– “God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.” – Robin Williams
– “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” – Robin Williams
– “No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.” – Robin Williams
– “Spring is nature’s way of saying, Let’s party!” – Robin Williams

– “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” – Robin Williams

– “If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.” – Robin Williams

– “Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!” – Robin Williams

– “I’m a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge.” – Robin Williams

– “Sometimes you’ve got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.” – Robin Williams

Drugs Quotes

Posted on May 7, 2010 by

– “They say drugs aren’t the answer, but really, what is the question?” – Janet Fitch

– “I don’t do drugs. I am drugs.” – Salvador Dali

– “All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal.” – Thomas Szasz

– “Don’t do drugs because if you do drugs you’ll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.” – John Hardwick

– “Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.” – P.J. O’Rourke

– “If God dropped acid, would he see people?” – Steven Wright

– “I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.” – Unknown

– “Avoid all needle drugs – the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.” – Abbie Hoffman

– “Reality is a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.” – Lily Tomlin

– “Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they’re the scenic route.” – Unknown

Failure Quotes

Posted on April 14, 2010 by

– “If you’re doing your best, you won’t have any time to worry about failure.” – Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

– “Failure is an event, never a person.” – William D. Brown, Welcome Stress!

– “The only time you don’t fail is the last time you try anything – and it works.” – William Strong

– “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas Edison

– “I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.” – Bill Cosby

– “There is no failure except in no longer trying.” – Elbert Hubbard

– “Supposing you have tried and failed again and again. You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call “failure” is not the falling down, but the staying down.” – Mary Pickford

– “Try again. Fail again. Fail better.” – Samuel Beckett

– “Failure doesn’t mean you are a failure… it just means you haven’t succeeded yet.” – Robert Schuller

– “One fails forward toward success.” – Charles F. Kettering

– “One must be a god to be able to tell successes from failures without making a mistake.” – Anton Pavlovich Chekhov

– “A man may fall many times, but he won’t be a failure until he says that someone pushed him.” – Elmer G. Letterman

– “Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald

J. D. Salinger Quotes

Posted on April 12, 2010 by

– “All morons hate it when you call them a moron.”

– “An artist’s only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else’s.”

– “Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.”

– “He had a theory, Walt did, that the religious life, and all the agony that goes with it, is just something God sics on people who have the gall to accuse Him of having created an ugly world.”

– “How do you know you’re going to do something, untill you do it?”

– “How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.”

– “I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.”

– “I don’t even like old cars. I’d rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God’s sake.”

– “I don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.”

– “I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty… you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.”

– “I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.”

– “I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.”

– “I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.”

– “I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.”

– “If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.”

– “It was a very stupid thing to do, I’ll admit, but I hardly didn’t even know I was doing it.”

– “It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.”

– “Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.”

– “Mothers are all slightly insane.”

– “People never believe you.”