Patience will come to those who wait for it.
Man who lives in glass house shouldn’t run naked.
Wife who puts husband in doghouse soon will find him in cathouse.
The believer is happy. The doubter is wise.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody’s perfect, so why practice?
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
If at first you don’t succeed, get new batteries.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
You never test the depth of a river with both feet.
An ideal mind is the best way to relax.
Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Parents can tell but never teach, unless they practice what they preach.
Two’s a company, three’s the Musketeers.
Wise men don’t need advice. Fools won’t take it.
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
It matters not what you do, as long as you are the best one doing it.
Never underestimate the power of termites.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.
Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains.
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you must blow your own nose.
A penny saved is not much
Don’t bite the hand that looks dirty.
A miss is as good as a Mister.
“Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life.” – Adele Brookman
“People grow through experience if they meet life honestly and courageously. This is how character is built.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
“Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.” – Lewis Grizzard
“The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one.” – Elbert Hubbard
“I always tried to make clear that basketball is not the ultimate. It is of small importance in comparison to the total life we live. There is only one kind of life that truly wins, and that is the one that places faith in the hands of the Savior. Until that is done, we are on an aimless course that runs in circles and goes nowhere.” – John Wooden
“A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two things. There will be sleeping enough in the grave.” – Benjamin Franklin
“In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.” – Abraham Lincoln
“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.” – Steve Jobs
“Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. And it will leave you unfulfilled.” – Barack Obama
“A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.” – Mark Twain
“I have no race prejudices nor caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. All I care to know is that a man is a human being, and that is enough for me; he can’t be any worse.” – Mark Twain
“Only laughter can blow [a colossal humbug] to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.” – Mark Twain
“A great photograph is a full expression of what one feels about what is being photographed in the deepest sense, and is, thereby, a true expression of what one feels about life in its entirety.” – Ansel Adams
“But men must know that in this theater of man’s life it is reserved only for God and angels to be lookers on.” – Francis Bacon
The great opportunity is where you are. Do not despise your own place and hour. Every place is under the stars, every place is the center of the world. –John Burroughs
Live your life each day as you would climb a mountain. An occasional glance towards the summit keeps the goal in mind, but many beautiful scenes are to be observed from each new vantage point. –Harold B. Melchart
Don’t be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time you conquer one it makes you that much stronger. If you do the little jobs well, the big ones will tend to take care of themselves. –Dale Carnegie
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. –Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man would do nothing if he waited until he could do it so well that no one could find fault. –John Henry Newman
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. –Albert Einstein
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? –Marianne Williamson
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. –Lao-Tzu
Things do not change; we change. –Henry David Thoreau
It isn’t that they can’t see the solution. It is that they can’t see the problem. –G.K. Chesterton
Start by doing what’s necessary; then do what’s possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible. –St. Francis of Assisi
Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising every time we fall. –Confucius
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us. –Helen Keller
The greatest mistake a man can make is to be afraid of making one. –Elbert Hubbard
It’s not that some people have willpower and some don’t. It’s that some people are ready to change and others are not. –James Gordon
You have to get to the point where going for it is more important than winning or losing. –Arthur Ashe
Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My strength lies solely in my tenacity. –Louis Pasteur
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. –Ambrose Redmoon
Often you just have to rely on your intuition. –Bill Gates
It’s easier to live with disappointment than regret. –Andre Agassi
The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are. –J. Pierpont Morgan