– “If you have the desire, you are halfway there.” – E. Crique
– “If you have time to worry, you have time to pray.”
– “If you have trouble getting your children’s attention, just sit down and look comfortable.”
– “If you judge people, you will have no time to love them.”
– “If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.” – Andrew Mason
– “If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.”
– “If you let go of the past, it no longer has a hold on you.”
– “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” – Winnie the Pooh
– “If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.”
– “If you love something set it free….If it comes back to you it is yours, if it doesn’t than it was never meant to be.”
– “If you need time alone, try cleaning the house.”
– “If you only have the Word, you will dry up. If you only have the Spirit, you will blow up. But if you you have the Word and the Spirit, you will go up and grow up.”
– “If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.”
– “If you receive something that says “Send this to all your friends”, please consider me not your friend.”
– “If your vision doesn’t scare you, then both your vision and your God are too small.” – Brother Andrew
– “If you set the example, you won’t need to set many rules.” – Mama Zigler
– “If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.” – Andrew A. Rooney
– “If you step in a puddle, don’t blame the puddle.”
– “If you still have the courage after loosing all , you can be rest assured that you have not lost everything.”
– “If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.” – Mark Twain
– “If you think it’s expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur.” Red Adair, when asked what his fee was for extinguishing oil well fires after the Gulf war.
– “If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.”
– “If you think you are getting too much government these days, just be happy that you’re not getting all you are paying for.”
– “If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.” – Bette Reeves
– “If you treat a man as he is, he will remain as he is; if you treat him as he ought to be and could be, he will become as he ought to be and could be.” – Goethe
– “If you treat every situation like a life or death matter, be prepared to die a lot of times.”
– “If you understand something today, it must be obsolete.”
– “If you wait to have kids until you can afford them, you probably never will.”
– “If you want a thing well done, do it yourself.” – Charles Haddon Spurgeon
– “If you want breakfast in bed, then start sleeping in the kitchen.”
– “If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.” – Abigail Van Buren
– “If you want happiness for an hour, take a nap.”
– “If you want happiness for a day, go fishing.”
– “If you want happiness for a year, inherit a fortune.”
– “If you want happiness for a lifetime, help somebody.” – Chinese proverb
– “If you want something done, ask someone who is busy!”
– “If you want to be a leader with a large following, just obey the speed limit on a winding, two-lane road.” – Charles Farr
– “If you want to be well liked never lie about yourself, and be careful when telling the truth about others.”
– “If you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you have that money can’t buy.” – Robert Marlowe
– “If you want to play, practice.”
– “If you want to win, practice harder.”
– “If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.”
– “If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say?”
– “If you will always insist that you are right, people will think that there is something wrong with you.” – Melchor F. Cichon
– “If you wish your merit to be known, acknowledge that of other people.” – Oriental Proverb
– “If you woke up this morning with more health than illness…you are more blessed than the million who will not survive this week.”
– “If you your lips would keep from slips,
Five things observe with care:
Of whom you speak, to whom you speak,
And how and when and where.”
