Differences
“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.” – Brendan Francis
Tag: Quote
Funny Quote of the Day
“I once met an assassin who’s nickname was fart. I ask him why he has this nickname and he tells me it’s because he’s silent but deadly.” – Jack Handey
Albert Einstein Quote of the Day
“If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough” – Albert Einstein
Happiness Quote of the Day
“Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form ‘spokes.’ Happiness is when he stops.” – Jack Handey
Fool Quote of the Day
“Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.” – Dale Carnegie
Life Quote of the Day
“Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get.” – Tom Hanks
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Love Quote of the Day
“When I say, “I love you,” it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength. I’ve seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You’re a hell of a woman.” – Joss Whedon
Mottos For Success
“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.’ ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes
“Most successful men have not achieved their distinction by having some new talent or opportunity presented to them. They have developed the opportunity that was at hand.” ~ Bruce Barton
“Would you like me to give you a formula for success? It’s quite simple, really. Double your rate of failure. You are thinking of failure as the enemy of success. But it isn’t at all. You can be discouraged by failure or you can learn from it, So go ahead and make mistakes. Make all you can. Because remember that?s where you will find success.” ~ Thomas J. Watson
“Health, happiness and success depend upon the fighting spirit of each person. The big thing is not what happens to us in life – but what we do about what happens to us.” ~ George Allen
“The successful person has the habit of doing the things failures don’t like to do. They don’t like doing them either necessarily. But their disliking is subordinated to the strength of their purpose.” ~ E.M. Gray
“Personal development is your springboard to personal excellence. Ongoing, continuous, non-stop personal development literally assures you that there is no limit to what you can accomplish.” ~ Brian Tracy
“You don’t become enormously successful without encountering and overcoming a number of extremely challenging problems.” ~ Mark Victor Hansen
“Achievement seems to be connected with action. Successful men and women keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don’t quit.” ~ Conrad Hilton
“The first requisite of success is the ability to apply your physical and mental energies to one problem without growing weary.” ~ Thomas Edison
Don’t complain
“If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude. Don’t complain.” – Maya Angelou
A banker is…
“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.” – Mark Twain