Funny Anonymous Quotes
It isn’t homework unless it’s due tomorrow.
Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.
The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
You never learn anything by doing it right.
Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
You can’t be late until you show up.
War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Nothing is impossible, means it is impossible to find something impossible, here comes the contradiction…
– “When you’ve seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault you know why clothing exists.” – Stephen Fry