Oscar Wilde Quote of the Day
“I am not young enough to know everything” – Oscar Wilde
Special Quote
“Some people make the WORLD more special just by being in it“.
Motivational Work Quotes
No bees, no honey; no work, no money. – Proverbs
Work is life, you know, and without it, there’s nothing but fear and insecurity. – John Lennon
Work for something because it is good, not just because it stands a chance to succeed. – Vaclav Havel
The very first step towards success in any occupation is to become interested in it. – Sir William Osier
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. – Aristotle
Profit is a by-product of work; happiness is its chief product. – Henry Ford
The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. – Richard Bach
When people go to work, they shouldn’t have to leave their hearts at home. – Betty Bender
Work is either fun or drudgery. It depends on your attitude. I like fun. – Colleen C. Barrett
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. – John Bay
Workaholics commit slow suicide by refusing to allow the child inside them to play. – Dr. Laurence Susser
Sometimes only a change of viewpoint is needed to convert a tiresome duty into an interesting opportunity. – Alberta Flanders
Work joyfully and peacefully, knowing that right thoughts and right efforts will inevitably bring about right results. – James Lane Allen
If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. – Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Sarcastic Quotes
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.
I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil.
Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world.
You were looking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good.
I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.
There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Violence won’t solve anything….But it sure makes me feel good.
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.
Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!
That is the ugliest top Ive ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.
I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.
My loyalty cannot be brought, however, it can be rented.
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane.
Crazy Quotes
The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad. — Salvador Dali
Have you ever noticed? Anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster is a moron. — George Carlin
There is no cure for human stupidity. We might as well work it to our advantage! —Unknown
The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. — Tacitus
Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest — Diderot
If ignorance is bliss, then why aren’t more people happy? — Unknown
Share your knowledge. It’s a way to achieve immortality. — Dali Lama
Insightful Quotes
“No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.” – William Blake
“Let him who would move the world, first move himself.” – Socrates
“Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.” – Dale Carnegie
“Imagination is more important than knowledge.” – Albert Einstein
“Do or do not, there is no try” – Yoda
“Faith: not wanting to know what is true.” – Nietzsche
“The Truth is everywhere and anywhere … just open your eyes and you will see it.” – Unknown
Happiness quote of the Day
“Everybody finds happiness in his own way. Happily, I can think of you.” – Paul Gauguin
Life Quotes
Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. – Henry Ford
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain – and most fools do. – Dale Carnegie
Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. – Dale Carnegie
Life is not fair; get used to it. – Bill Gates
The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another’s keeping. – Dale Carnegie
Today is life – the only life you are sure of. Make the most of today. Get interested in something. Shake yourself awake. Develop a hobby. Let the winds of enthusiasm sweep through you. Live today with gusto. – Dale Carnegie
Do not look for approval except for the consciousness of doing your best. – Andrew Carnegie
Love Quote
“Almost every girl falls in love with the wrong man, I suppose it’s part of growing up.” – Natalie Wood
Inspirational Buddha Quote
“The greatest prayer is patience” – Buddha