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Valentine’s Day Facebook Status Quotes

If you are searching for some awesome short Valentine’s Day Quotes, you are in the right place.

“Never go to bed mad — stay up and fight.” – Phyllis Diller

“There’s a calm surrender to the rush of day When the heat of the rolling world can be turned away An enchanted moment, and it sees me through It’s enough for this restless warrior just to be with you” – Elton John

“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

valentines day quotes“It’s funny how we set qualifications to the right person to love, when we know at the back of our heads the person whom we truly love will always be an exception.” – Ally McBeal

“I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” – Author Unknown

“Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.” – Rose Franken

“Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.” – Cathy Carlyle

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake.” – 50 Cent

Advice Quotes

We always need an advice from one of our friends or family, or, if not, we give advices to those people. Anyway you take it, advices are good, really good. Let me share with you some great advice quotes from famous people. In the end, please tell me what quote you liked the most :)

Trouble is part of your life, and if you don’t share it, you don’t give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.- Dinah Shore

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.- Lucille Ball

When a defining moment comes along, you can do one of two things. Define the moment, or let the moment define you.- Tin Cup

Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out alive.- Bugs Bunny

Somewhere there’s someone who dreams of your smile. Someone who finds your presence worthwhile. So when you’re lonely, remember this is true: someone, somewhere is thinking of you. – Unknown

When you hug someone…never be the first to let go. Just be yourself. It doesn’t matter if it’s good enough for someone else. – Unknown

As soon are you’re born, you start dying, so you might as well have a good time. – Cake

Don’t let fear stand in the way of your dreams. – Unknown

Be mindful what you toss away, be careful what you push away, and think hard before walking away. – Unknown

Never fear shadows, for they mean a light is nearby. – Unknown

Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a tough battle, too. – Unknown

Believe in your dreams. Sometimes they’re all you’ve got. – Unknown

Follow your heart, because if you always trust your mind, you’ll always act on logic, and logic doesn’t always lead to happiness. – Unknown

Do not fall into the trap of pretending everything is fine when you know that it’s not.- Super Horoscope

Embrace the future, for our future is what we make of it. Learn from the past, for the past cannot be changed. – Unknown

If the person you’re talking to doesn’t appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear. – Winnie the Pooh

If you are afraid of criticism … say nothing, do nothing, be nothing. – Unknown

Open your eyes ‘cause what you don’t see might be exactly what you’re looking for. – Unknown

You have to laugh at yourself, because if you didn’t you’d cry your eyes out. – Unknown

The secret to being happy is realizing that no matter how bad life is, it can always get worse. – Unknown

Letting go isn’t a one time thing, it’s something you have to do over and over everyday. – Unknown

Don’t give up on your lost causes, you never know when your luck will change. – Dawson’s Creek

You were born an original. Don’t die a copy. – Unknown

Stephen Colbert Quotes

“Don’t be afraid to be a fool. Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying yes begins things. Saying yes is how things grow. Saying yes leads to knowledge. “Yes” is for young people. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes.”

“If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.”

“Agnostics are just atheists without balls.”

“If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I’d be broke.”

“Tomorrow you’re all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio, and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody’s high!”

“Equations are the devil’s sentences.”

“Look, PETA! If God hadn’t wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them so darn tasty!”

“It is a well know fact that reality has liberal bias”

“All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It’s only the dogs who’ve accepted Christ.”

“There’s an old saying about those who forget history. I don’t remember it, but it’s good.”

“Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.”

“I’m the frosting on America’s cake, and tonight I’m willing to let you lick the bowl.”

“Here’s an easy way to figure out if you’re in a cult:If you’re wondering whether you’re in a cult, the answer is yes.”

“Baby carrots are making me gay.”

“They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.”

“Wikipedia is the first place I go when I’m looking for knowledge… or when I want to create some.”

“I may not agree with what you have to say but I will fight you to the death for the right to fight you to the death.”

“A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?”

“You said in your book that at the end of the day, every politician is human. What about during the day?”

“The summer movies are coming out. My advice: just stay home and burn a good book.”

Wise Quotes about Love

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. – Tim Allen

There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread. – Mother Teresa

Love is the history of a woman’s life; it is an episode in man’s. – Germaine De Stael

Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live? – Unknown

Romance is the icing, but love is the cake. – Unknown

Age does not protect you from love. But, love, to some extent, protects you from age – Jeanne Moreau

Love either finds equality or makes it. – John Dryden

Love is friendship set on fire. – Jeremy Taylor

What the heart has once owned and had, it shall never lose. – Henry Ward Beecher