Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t grow up can be vice president.
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
I know you’ve been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re doing, you’ll like yourself, you’ll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
Talent alone won’t make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: “Are your ready?”
I have just got a new theory of eternity.
I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious.
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
I never think of the future – it comes soon enough.
I shall never believe that God plays dice with the world.
I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right.
I used to go away for weeks in a state of confusion.
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough.
It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid.
It stands to the everlasting credit of science that by acting on the human mind it has overcome man’s insecurity before himself and before nature.
It was the experience of mystery – even if mixed with fear – that engendered religion.
It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.
Joy in looking and comprehending is nature’s most beautiful gift.
Knowledge of what is does not open the door directly to what should be.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.
Let every man be respected as an individual and no man idolized.
Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
Love is a better teacher than duty.
It is like the seed put in the soil — the more one sows, the greater the harvest. – Orison Swett Marden
Hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard – Anonymous
Of all pleasures the fruit of labor is the sweetest. – Marquis De Vauvenargues
You will come to know that what appears today to be a sacrifice will prove instead to be the greatest investment that you will ever make. – Gorden B. Hinkley
Can anything be sadder than work left unfinished? Yes; work never begun. – Christina Rossetti
Remember that you are needed. There is at least one important work to be done that will not be done unless you do it. – Charles L. Allen
It is better to wear out than to rust out. – George Whitefield
Better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing perfectly. – Robert H. Schuller
Whatever the job you are asked to do at whatever level, do a good job because your reputation is your resume. – Madeleine Albright
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages. – Edwin H. Stuart
I love quotes, like you do. If you don’t love quotes, I don’t know what are you doing here. I’m joking, of course. You maybe like quotes and that’s all. I want to share with you all types of quotes (you can see this just by reading this site’s description). Amazing quotes are new for this blog, but I hope you love them like I do. Let’s get started.
“It is useless to hold a person to anything he says while he’s in love, drunk, or running for office.” – Shirley MacLaine
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” – Author Unknown
“It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.” – Mark Twain
“There is a great difference between worry and concern. A worried person sees a problem, and a concerned person solves a problem.” – Harold Stephens
“Discipline is just choosing between what you want now and what you want most.” – Author Unknown
“Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.” – Barry LePatner
“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” – Noel Coward
“There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.” – Don Herold
“Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.” – Mark Twain
“Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.” – Arthur Schopenhauer
Awesome, right? But that’s not all I’ve got. Today I will post two or three articles with amazing quotes. Just wait :)