Father Quotes
Any guy can become a father. It takes a real man to be a dad.
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Katy Perry Quotes
“I think there’s a fine line between being a slut and being classy. I walk in between that line.”
“Besides my big boobs, it is probably my hourglass shape that is my best feature. I play off of that a lot. I like that I have a lot on top and a lot on the bottom.”
Kate Perry Quotes Some of the Best Katy Perry Quotes“I really love going to shows where Im sandwiched between people, and you dont know if the sweat on you is yours or the persons next to you.”
“I’ve done a lot of bad things. Use your imagination.”
“Santa Barbara is my hood. I mean, it’s not much of a hood, but it is definitely like my hood. I claim Santa Barbara like I claim my family ….I’m going to be married and buried there.”
“I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world.”
“My new songs are a little bit more mature. I know how to handle boys now. Actually, I don’t even mess with boys anymore, I mess with men.”
“My dad would give me $10, which is a lot of money when you’re 9, to sing at church, on tables at restaurants, at family functions, just about anywhere.”
Katy Perry pretty in pink Some of the Best Katy Perry Quotes“I really like to look like a history book. I can look 1940s, I can look 1970s hippie-chic, or sometimes I’ll pull that ’80s Brooklyn hip-hop kid with the door-knocker earrings.”
“ I think people appreciate a songwriter who shows different sides. The whole angst thing is cool, but if that’s all you’ve got, it’s just boring. Everything I write, whether it’s happy or sad, has a sense of humor to it.”
“I’m not defined by where I came from. I never took part in the rules and hatred that sometimes go along with religion. But if my parents are happy with what they believe, then I’m happy to stay out of their way. We agree to disagree.”
“I am sensitive to Russell taking the Lord’s name in vain and to Lady Gaga putting a rosary in her mouth. I think when you put sex and spirituality in the same bottle and shake it up, bad things happen.”
Father Quotes
“Father… any man can be Father, but it takes someone special to be a Dad” – Debbie Dewitt
20 Homer Simpson Quotes on Parenting
1.) “Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.”
2.) “OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I’LL KILL YOU!”
3.) “No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don’t like their jobs, they don’t go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American Way.”
4.) “I don’t apologize. I am sorry Lisa, that’s the way I am.”
5.) “You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.”
6.) “The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let’s see. Don’t tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you’re sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do. What else…”
7.) “I have to work overtime at work instead of spending time with my wife and kids, which is what I want.”
8.) “When I look at the smiles on all the children’s faces, I just know they’re about to jab me with something.”
9.) “Marge, there’s an empty spot I’ve always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.”
10.) “I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four.”
11.) “Kids are great, Apu. You can teach them to hate the things you hate and they practically raise themselves now-a-days, you know, with the internet and all.”
12.) “Marge, don’t discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.”
13.) “Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.”
14.) “What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. ”
15.) “Movies are the only escape from the drudgery of work and family … No offense.”
16.) “Remember as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice normal family.”
17.) “It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.”
18.) “Kids, kids. As far as Daddy’s concerned, you’re both potential murderers.”
19.) “Well, it’s 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids. ”
20.) “Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn’t get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn’t get to go to college.”
Tom DeLonge from Blink 182 Quotes
– “I can’t live without Mexican food.”
– “I spy on my dad when he’s taking a shower just like everybody else.”
– “Punk has nothing to do with what label you’re on.”
– “All the selling out talk is really overrated, the funny thing is it hardly ever comes from bands, it comes from some kid who thinks they’re so punk because they have a purple mohawk.”
– “People always throw things at us.”
– “Right now people think I’m ugly, but in 150 years they might think I’m handsome.”
– “I applaud anyone who thinks I’m good-looking and invite them into my world.”
– “I call everyone stinky butt.”
– “Anybody that is going to hear the record is going to think, «The songs totally suck, but the production is so amazing, I’m going to go buy the record.»” – on Enema of the State
– “Right after Seattle all eyes went to San Diego.”
– “As long as we helped you discover that the world is a beautiful place.”
– “I think we need therapy.”
– “I think it’s so incredible that there are all these boy bands out there, like the Backstreet Boys and N’sync. They’re all so bad! It hurts me, I’ve cried!”
– “And they choreograph everything, including the sex they have with each other after the shows!” – about boy bands
– “I don’t think that listening to the Beastie Boys is embarrassing because I think they are a really great band.”
– “The only reason in the world that I bought a computer was to look up UFO sites.”
– “It’s all on this giant fiberoptic system tied into the Pentagon and they are monitoring everything we do and we’re all gonna die.”
– “We write about relationships, and just growing up though high school, that kind of stuff.”
– “Success is strange.”
– “When you go from selling no records to selling lots of them, you have to wonder-did your mom buy them all? Are they just sitting in your garage?”
– “It’s a travelling punk rock barbecue.” – about Warped Tour
– “I hated, hated, hated my job. You know those people who hate there job? That was me.”
– “We were bored and we couldn’t get chicks. So we decided if we’d be in a band, that would take care of two problems at once.”
– “I might be a dork, but I don’t want to be a jerk.”
– “There are far too many people out there who take themselves too seriously.”
– “All in the name of science of course!”
– “We don’t want to grow up, we never want to grow up!”
– “We’re just really lucky. We’re not better than anybody else.”
– “Please don’t throw your dirty toilet paper, I’m not hungry.”
– “And we don’t stay up all night driving, now we stay up all night drinking.”
– “I just want to make a UFO movie.”
– “These days, if we’re not sleeping, we’re trying to get food or we’re watching TV.”
– “We pull off looking stupid very well. We can do that without even trying.”
– “I am such a freak.”
– “I used to drink a lot of beer, but I was just getting fat as can be.”
– “We don’t want to be Green Day!”
– “The worst thing in the world is shit, and shit comes out of the butt.”
– “There’s too many rad things to stick in your butt besides a living animal.”