Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases. – Chinese Proverb
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. – Albert Einstein
To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first. – Janeane Garofalo
Stolen kisses are always sweetest. – Leigh Hunt
There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you. – Winston Churchill
I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. – Chico Marx
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. – Jonathan Swift
Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it. – Bernard Meltzer
A kiss may ruin a human life. – Oscar Wilde
“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.” – Mark Twain
“It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.” – Mark Twain
“All generalizations are false, including this one.” – Mark Twain
“A man’s character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation” – Mark Twain
“It is easier to stay out than get out.” – Mark Twain
“The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become” – Mark Twain
“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first” – Mark Twain
“The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one.” – Mark Twain
“Buy land, they’re not making it anymore” – Mark Twain
“The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.” – Mark Twain
“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear” – Mark Twain
“The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.” – Mark Twain
“Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.” – Mark Twain
“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” – Mark Twain
“A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time.” – Mark Twain
“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” – Mark Twain
“If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.” – Mark Twain
I never let schooling interfere with my education. – Mark Twain
“It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.” – Mark Twain
“Whatever you say, say it with conviction” – Mark Twain
I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.
Sweetie, if your going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve killed you three times.
You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.
I love listening to lies, when I know the truth.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Dear Lord, please give me the strength to not slap an idiot today…Amen
Does this dress make me look fat? No, it’s the fat that makes you look fat.
If anybody sends me anymore farmville requests, I will burn your crops and destroy your animals!
Never take back what you say, turn your back and walk away!
Drama is made for movies, not reality!
Drama, lies, tears…teenage years.
Sorry…I’m not Rihanna. I don’t love the way you lie.
Love me, hate me, just think, you’re thinking of me!
You talk it. We live it. You’re jealous. Admit it.
It’s not my fault your man wants me.
My name must taste good! It’s always in someone’s mouth
Save the drama for your mama!
If you don’t like me – who the hell cares!
People will always talk about you… might as well give them something to talk about
Keep talkin: you’re making me famous!
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
If you don’t know me, THEN DON’T JUDGE ME! Nobody said you had to “love me”!
Speak well of your enemies – You were the one who made them!
To all you haters – Do what you do. I sure as hell ain’t gonna waste my time on YOU!
Hating on a certain name only gives them the fame.